I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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