This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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