I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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