We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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