found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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