have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
