Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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