what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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