I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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