They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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