I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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