your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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