who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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