brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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