I am spending my child support on dildos
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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