Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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