So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
