i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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