I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I got inside last night via doggy door
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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