Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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