i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
That accounts for only three of the penises
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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