You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
All the doctor said was why
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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