wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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