so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sorry about my life...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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