Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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