you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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