marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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