I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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