i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
