She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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