Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just gargled with NyQuil
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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