no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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