I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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