I am in a vortex of obligation.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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