So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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