We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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