butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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