You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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