i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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