Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
