I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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