I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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