She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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