Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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