Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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