I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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