whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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