What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
if i died would you start the facebook group?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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