Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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