The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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