So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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