You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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