Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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