just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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